http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

hier mal was für alle, die mit gott reden wollen...
er kann sogar deutsch!

Lizifers_Nightmare dürfte ja eh einen recht guten Draht zu ihm haben, so als gesegneter...^^

schau ich mir später mal an, lad gerade mal wieder deathnote ne episode xD~


ich als gesegneter??? ne frechheit das der alte denkt er kann MICH segnen, wenn dann eher andersherum O-ô!!! schließlich bin ich jesus' wiedergeburt xP

dat ding hat mich gefragt ob ich viel verdiene damit gottes sohn zu sein xD~

lol.. ich hab ja schonmal mit ihm geredet..

weiß aber nicht mehr was rauskam xD

irgentwie nervt gott xD

allerdings oo!

und soviel detusch kann er auch net ~.~

jo, bin zwischendurch echt verzweifelt ^^"

In Antwort auf:

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
yours
God:
" What is your name?"? Mine?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, gay
God:
Are you serious? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
i'm rich
God:
Rich, are you my master?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. And?
Me:
you'll be destroyed
God:
When?
Me:
you answer
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Rich said I answer.
Me:
you are dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
you are a dead machine

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noch schnell hier ne antwort rein ^^
muss aber danach gleich off Oô!

God:
What are we talking about now? How long will we stay there?
Me:
I don't know, where?
God:
Would you like to know? Where would you like?
Me:
In my bed, with you
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
In my room.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
I will go now.
God:
Oh. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Closing this chatroom.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Fuck off.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Try to have sex with yourself.
God:
OK I will try to have sex with myself.